code name: agent CID age: 14, 20, 40, 9, or maybe 200. depends on the way she dresses REAL age: ohhh...you should've said so earlier on. sorry, this is highly confidential and any leak of her personal information may cause serious detrimental damage About her(or him) she loves dramas. dramas, sleeping and eating are an important part of her daily life. when she's not on a mission, agent CID dresses in school uniform(or maybe..a nurse's uniform. very clever) she is part of the well-know four person team whose name cannot be mentioned here.she may come across as fat, wonky and alittle eccentric but BEWARE she is not at all what she seems.

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#diary of a (unwed) (dieting) mother part1

18/02/2010 1:34a.m.

current situation: food dilemma
children: sleeping
things that i should be doing now but am not: sleeping
why:I'M IN A FOOD DILEMMA!

WELL DONE. YOU HAVE LISTED EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW. NOW CAN YOU SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM? OH DON'T SAY THAT. OF COURSE YOU CAN.

now let me think. who was the one that got me this book? oh yes. darren. of course. he said it would be good for me if i was thinking about going on a diet. you know when he calls around sometime, i should really thank him for this WONDERFUL present.

i shall say something like this, "what? the kids? oh they are perfectly angelic. of course of course. i couldn't be better! how's your life? great to hear that. what? you want to take the kids out for dinner? your girlfriend wants to meet the children. well...they are kind of shy you know. i mean, of couse you don't know that they are shy, seeing that you haven't seen them for A YEAR. yes. yes. you can bring them out, but i have to let my boyfriend know about it too...huh? yes i have a boyfriend. what? he's american. wha? oh. yes, he's uh, indian-american-mexican-mongolian. yes, his parents come from different countries. what? am i as fat as befor...? uh you know what? thanks for your book. bye."



what did you just say diary?


you think he's a jerk?



i think so too.




i'm starting to like you already.
let's keep this a secret shall we? shhhhhh......

oh wait. why am i here again. *glances at the top title* yes.
i'm in a FOOD DILEMMA!!!!!!

i told you. SEE, YOU CAN DO IT. now, tell us. what are the possible routes you can take.

route1: EAT ALL THE LEFTOVERS

route2:THROW IT ALL AWAY. AND RISK LIVING IN REMORSE AND REGRET ALL MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M WASTING FOOD. MY CHILDREN WILL ALSO STOP LISTENING TO ME WHEN I ASK THEM TO STOP WASTING FOOD AND FINISH EVERYTHING ON THE PLATE BECAUSE THEY WILL JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE,"MUMMY! YOU'RE NOT DOING WHAT YOU PREECH." THEN I WILL FEEL BAD BECAUSE THERE ARE KIDS IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES WHO DO NOT HAVE FOOD TO EAT AT ALL AND THEY FEED ON BUGS AND ANTS WHILE I'M HERE THROWING ALL THE CHICKEN WINGS, PRATA, CURRY, HALF EATEN HAMBURGERS AND MY OLD CHEWED PENCIl in the bin?

route3:GET THE CHILDREN FROM THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES HERE

route4:OR GET THE FOOD TO THEM

route5: KEEP THE FOOD AND JUST GO TO SLEEP

3 and 4 are out.
i'm now left with options 1,2 and 5.

nice job. now you should write down some facts concerning you or the situation. why are you hesitating? weigh your pros and cons.

weight: 65kg

height: 150cm
age: 32...ok...34....it's true! okok, 38 and a half. but i still look like i'm 32 right?

hobby: cutting out promotion coupons...is that considered as a hobby?

hates: darren
oh and his girlfriend

lies told: i am not fat.
i am 32
i have a aussie-american-chinese boyfriend. oh what did i say earlier on?
i mean. i don't have a indian-american-mexico-mongolian boyfriend.
my kids are angelic
i am doing fine.

i think i should choose route one.

thanks diary.

you're a great help. back to top?